Legendary Augarian Weapon: Hiora, sword of light

NAME: Hiora

WEAPON TYPE: Scimitar

LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the dark dimension then first go to the light dimension)
step 1) find an archeologist and ask them for clues on the temple of eons which likely doesn't exist 
step 2) if they scoff and call you insane then go on a rant about dodos and call them a scatterbrain
step 3) afterwards seek a career in archeology
step 4) if you do find the temple of eons solve the nearly impossible puzzle worked into the place

  WARNING: will have to fight a spirit after the puzzle

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part three

BONGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG
Torogae hit Gaesa's shield. This caused them to sit there vibrating violently. Torogae was in a severe daze.
"Woahoahoahoahoahoah. Should not have done that."
The owner was standing to the side fuming.
"DUDEWHATSTHEBIGIDEAIPAID15BUCKSFORTHOSEUSELESSHOTDOGSTANDS! ANDYOUTRAMPLEDTHETHEAGABATCAGEDOYOUKNOWHOWHARDITISTOGETTHEMIN
THERE!?@#%&*^%&$@#%^&*%%^#%e$@$%$^^&##@$!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa dude easy on the language there! There's an audience. 
Everyone: "What audience?"
Exactly. Suddenly the characters from chapter 2 except Gek (he was was recovering from a blow to the head, and in case you were wondering yes the creature that gave the shriek was Gek) ran, or in Trek's case flew(she was pulling Dek because he was in another twitching fit), out of the foliage to the right. Niamal wasted no time in yelling four words.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part two

"Seriously narrator? No booms? No kablooees? Not even a bam?"
Well Ironok the studio ran out of dynamite two posts ago due to random explosions.

 "Oookay wasn't as dramatic as I hoped. So yeah, it's dimensional theories."

"Dude," said the owner, "dimensional theory doesn't have any basis in fact."

Suddenly someone called, "CYBULL!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: Cybull?
Suddenly, loud and fast thudding.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious."

Aaaanyway, introducing Torogae! Hey that rhymed. Suddenly, flocks of people start running in all directions and out of the crowd comes a cybull.

"Which one of you people is a medisnake with a blue club?"

Spotting Ironok and charging he screams "Why you little son of a brick!"  

"Oh no!" said Ironok.

Gaesa runs out and pulls out his shield.

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part one

"So that's the bottomless pit? Doesn't look bottomless at all."
 What Gaesa was referring to was the two foot pit that had been dug out in the corner of a tourist attraction.
"No," said the owner "that's the trash pit."
"So that's the bottomless pit?" said Ironok looking at a statue of a creature with it's mouth wide open.
"No, that's a game we set up for tourists. THAT is the bottomless pit." said the owner motioning to a large pit that was 500 miles wide and so deep that that no one could see any floor.
"Hey do you mind not talking? I'm tryin to show these tourists around."
Well soorrry but its in my job description, I'm the narrator for pete sake!
"Dude," piped up Ironok,"we're not tourists we're scientists."
"Well he is," said Gaesa,"I only met him two days ago. He was running from a swarm of sporons.
"Anyway I'm doing research ooooooooooooooon, drum-roll please, now pause for suspense. Dadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....  THE DARK DIMENSION!! KABOOMS IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!
    
to be continued...

Chumiar (randomness completely modified)

This is a a Zenape, and a protector of the elder dragon. Yes one of the scatterbrains mentioned in the last post. A Zenape is basically a two limbed tailless monkey. Oh and those blades on his hands? He's not holding them, they're attached to his hands. His name is Chumiar and like the title...........
RAANNDDOOOMNEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KABOOOMM!!!!!!!!!! 

Sorry about the random explosions but we need a week to repair. 
 

Gaesa

 I wanted to get the rest of the main characters out of the way so that I can focus on other parts of the blog. Gaesa is a shield ninja. What is a shield ninja you may ask? They're, basically ninja with shields and European style swords. But don't worry the swords are all one edged. Gaesa's sword is the the flame sword Pyradon. One strange thing about him is the green mask he wears that looks like something from a certain story book that practically everyone knows. Oh and I forgot to tell you that characters will have really powerful attacks that are unique to each one. The attacks are going to be spoken in ancient augarian. So keep an eye out. For ranged attacks he can shoot fire from his sword blade.

So that's pretty much it. Also hear is a quote, "Great, the elder dragon's protectors are a bunch of scatterbrains."

Niaemal

Yeah, this is the sharpshooter from the last chapter. Not joking, he's a  main character. The picture to the left is just a statue in some ruins. He uses a dagger for melee attacks, but other than that he mostly relies on his gun. For normal attacks he can fire short bursts of energy, but he can also charge up for a really destructive blast. Next thing you know FIRE!!!!!! HAVOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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