Okay, so you pretty much got the memo last time. Shiragon was corrupted, Larosk is now dead, yeah I think we get the memo. Anyway back to the story.
"Really dude?", said Gaesa holding up a beaten old scabbard. "This is a DARN rip-off!"
"It's from the other side of the planet."
"READ, my lips, RIP.... OFF...."
"I DON'T GIVE A RANCID SPORON'S MYCELIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EITHER YA BUY IT OR YA LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dude I don't think you should've said that."
"Why no.... oh."
What Gaesa and this particular trader were suddenly worried about was a sporon angrily scuttling towards them and chittering under it's breath.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the commotion that followed Gaesa managed to slip out of the ruined stand carrying a back holster.
"Hey you have to pay for that!" , said the trader before 2 rods hit his head. "For being a cheapskate."
With Dek and Trek .......
"Hey look angry mob."
to be continued......................
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 2 no wait 3
"Hey Larosk? Larosk! (seriously where is he now?) Hey narrator? Could ya tell me where Larosk is?"
Sorry Shiragon that would be spoilers, and we can't have that now can we?
"Huh?", she turns around, "Oooookay, that is creepy."
What she was referring to was a glob of white ooze that was edging down a random tree and turning the bark radioactive blue. I think you know what happens next, Shiragon gets corrupted, she looks the same except for glowing eyes. Anyway now we move over to Larosk.
"Yah but where from? And who's sayin that anyway?"
crack!
In case your wondering the the crack sounds were from the whip on Shiragon's tail. Larosk has a 1 edge dagger blade on his tail as he is also a gamisnake.
Luckily, Larosk was able to jump out of the way before the attack hit.
"Okay who did that? Oh hey Shiragon, I think we're under attack. Hey what's with the glowing eyes? They're kinda creepy."
crack! "Whoa dude!" SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anyway, cue.. FIGHT... SCENE!!!!!!
Shiragon sent another whiplash towards Larosk who blocked with his tail blade. Larosk then sped behind Shiragon and aimed a slash at her back which, of course was blocked by Shiragon's tail whip and knocked away. Both launched an attack at the same time and clashed together, both gaining no ground. That was when Chumiar walked into the area, "Hey.... you two sparring?" "Aaaaah no." Unfortunately this distracted Larosk long enough for Shiragon to throw him off and lengthen her tail whip. What happened next you can see in these pictures.
MORTA COBAYON!!!!!!!! (Deathly Coil)
With Gaesa and the others, "100 RODS FOR A NEW SCABBARD?!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!!!!!!!
Sorry Shiragon that would be spoilers, and we can't have that now can we?
"Huh?", she turns around, "Oooookay, that is creepy."
What she was referring to was a glob of white ooze that was edging down a random tree and turning the bark radioactive blue. I think you know what happens next, Shiragon gets corrupted, she looks the same except for glowing eyes. Anyway now we move over to Larosk.
"Yah but where from? And who's sayin that anyway?"
crack!
In case your wondering the the crack sounds were from the whip on Shiragon's tail. Larosk has a 1 edge dagger blade on his tail as he is also a gamisnake.
Luckily, Larosk was able to jump out of the way before the attack hit.
"Okay who did that? Oh hey Shiragon, I think we're under attack. Hey what's with the glowing eyes? They're kinda creepy."
crack! "Whoa dude!" SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anyway, cue.. FIGHT... SCENE!!!!!!
Shiragon sent another whiplash towards Larosk who blocked with his tail blade. Larosk then sped behind Shiragon and aimed a slash at her back which, of course was blocked by Shiragon's tail whip and knocked away. Both launched an attack at the same time and clashed together, both gaining no ground. That was when Chumiar walked into the area, "Hey.... you two sparring?" "Aaaaah no." Unfortunately this distracted Larosk long enough for Shiragon to throw him off and lengthen her tail whip. What happened next you can see in these pictures.
With Gaesa and the others, "100 RODS FOR A NEW SCABBARD?!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!!!!!!!
Friday, April 4, 2014
Augarian Quiz Talk
(NOTE: we are currently having studio troubles so the next part of the chapter will have to be postponed until further notice)
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QWIZZZZ TALK!!!!!!!!!
Where we review questions sent in by both augarian and human viewers. Soooo introducing your host, THE NARRATOR. With me today are two stars from the show, Shiragon Laricoru and Chumiar Namikomudo. Now Chumiar would you please read the question?
"Okay this guy from Raigon writes 'What IS the meaning of life?' hooooo looks like a doozy. I don't think ANYONE knows the answer to that question."
(Shiragon) "Well that's easy 42."
Hey random ghoston do you know what it is?
"Dude you should be askin me the meaning of death."
WWWWWWwwwwweeeeeeeeellllll that's all the time we have for today... so run before this argument turns ugly.
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QWIZZZZ TALK!!!!!!!!!
Where we review questions sent in by both augarian and human viewers. Soooo introducing your host, THE NARRATOR. With me today are two stars from the show, Shiragon Laricoru and Chumiar Namikomudo. Now Chumiar would you please read the question?
"Okay this guy from Raigon writes 'What IS the meaning of life?' hooooo looks like a doozy. I don't think ANYONE knows the answer to that question."
(Shiragon) "Well that's easy 42."
Hey random ghoston do you know what it is?
"Dude you should be askin me the meaning of death."
WWWWWWwwwwweeeeeeeeellllll that's all the time we have for today... so run before this argument turns ugly.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 2
(Ironok) "Huh...... huh......... I think......... huh.......... we lost um.
Not recognizing where they were Niaemal inquired, "Where are we?"
Dek answered this question by looking at the sign, "Random out of place tile boulevard."
"Why not just call it random out of place tile town?"
(Trek) "Probably cuz there's only one street. Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit Gaesa where were you?"
(Gaesa) "In a tree."
"But this is Ganiera plains, how did you get here?"
"Ancient shield ninja technique."
Torogae whispers to Niaemal, "Translation, smoke bombs."
(Dek) "WWwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit did anyone else just here Japanese music playing?"
"No"
"Great, the studio's messing with my head." upon saying this Dek went into another twitching fit.
to be continued.....................
Not recognizing where they were Niaemal inquired, "Where are we?"
Dek answered this question by looking at the sign, "Random out of place tile boulevard."
"Why not just call it random out of place tile town?"
(Trek) "Probably cuz there's only one street. Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit Gaesa where were you?"
(Gaesa) "In a tree."
"But this is Ganiera plains, how did you get here?"
"Ancient shield ninja technique."
Torogae whispers to Niaemal, "Translation, smoke bombs."
(Dek) "WWwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit did anyone else just here Japanese music playing?"
"No"
"Great, the studio's messing with my head." upon saying this Dek went into another twitching fit.
to be continued.....................
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Bouleavard part 1
The elder dragon looked up at the night sky.
"What is it elder?," asked a young gamisnake.
"Shiragon, get Chumiar and Larosk. I sense something creepy."
Meanwhile, back with Gaesa and the others...
"Sooooo Torogae what were ya going after Ironok for?"
"Oh nothin, just driving a group of sporons through my herd and driven em off a cliff into a storage shed."
Ironok muttered, "Last time I ever feed something caffeine."
(Dek) "Are you sure you're a scientist?"
"It was just an experiment! I wanted to see if sporons were allergic to espresso. AND I used ten gallons of it.
RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE
Not recognizing the type of rumble Torogae mentioned, "Those, are not cybulls.
(Trek) "SPORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gaesa jumped into a tree and the other five ran for their lives. The rampaging sporons were lead by a strange sporon with a blade on its tail. Gaesa however did not notice that.
(Gaesa) "I, have never seen so many sporons in my life."
to be continued..........
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Friday, February 7, 2014
Legendary Augarian Weapon: Nariohn, sword of darkness
WEAPON TYPE: Longsword
LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.
HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the light dimension then first go to the dark dimension)
step 1) ask a random ghoston about the eon tomb
step 2) if they say to mind your business follow them around until they decide to visit their resting place
step 3) if it is the eon tomb then find a hidden room and fight a spirit
WARNING: that place is @#^%ing creepy
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