Augarian Quiz Talk

(NOTE: we are currently having studio troubles so the next part of the chapter will have to be postponed until further notice)



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                                                                 QWIZZZZ TALK!!!!!!!!!


Where we review questions sent in by both augarian and human viewers. Soooo introducing your host, THE NARRATOR. With me today are two stars from the show, Shiragon Laricoru and Chumiar Namikomudo. Now Chumiar would you please read the question?

"Okay this guy from Raigon writes 'What IS the meaning of life?' hooooo looks like a doozy. I don't think ANYONE knows the answer to that question."

(Shiragon) "Well that's easy 42."

Hey random ghoston do you know what it is?

"Dude you should be askin me the meaning of death."

WWWWWWwwwwweeeeeeeeellllll that's all the time we have for today... so run before this argument turns ugly.

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 2

(Ironok) "Huh...... huh......... I think......... huh.......... we lost um.

Not recognizing where they were Niaemal inquired, "Where are we?"

Dek answered this question by looking at the sign, "Random out of place tile boulevard."

"Why not just call it random out of place tile town?"

(Trek) "Probably cuz there's only one street. Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit Gaesa where were you?"

(Gaesa) "In a tree."

"But this is Ganiera plains, how did you get here?"

"Ancient shield ninja technique."

Torogae whispers to Niaemal, "Translation, smoke bombs."

(Dek) "WWwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit did anyone else just here Japanese music playing?"

"No"

"Great, the studio's messing with my head." upon saying this Dek went into another twitching fit.

to be continued.....................   

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Bouleavard part 1

"Huh?"
The elder dragon looked up at the night sky.

"What is it elder?," asked  a young gamisnake.

"Shiragon, get Chumiar and Larosk. I sense something creepy."

Meanwhile, back with Gaesa and the others...

"Sooooo Torogae what were ya going after Ironok for?"

"Oh nothin, just driving a group of sporons through my herd and driven em off a cliff into a storage shed."

Ironok muttered, "Last time I ever feed something caffeine."

(Dek) "Are you sure you're a scientist?"

"It was just an experiment! I wanted to see if sporons were allergic to espresso. AND I used ten gallons of it.
RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE
Not recognizing the type of rumble Torogae mentioned, "Those, are not cybulls. 

(Trek) "SPORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gaesa jumped into a tree and the other five ran for their lives. The rampaging sporons were lead by a strange sporon with a blade on its tail. Gaesa however did not notice that.

(Gaesa)  "I, have never seen so many sporons in my life."

to be continued..........  
 



 
  

sneak peek to season 3: the seven titans

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Nariohn, sword of darkness

NAME:Nariohn

WEAPON TYPE: Longsword

 LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the light dimension then first go to the dark dimension)
step 1) ask a random ghoston about the eon tomb
step 2) if they say to mind your business follow them around until they decide to visit their resting place
step 3) if it is the eon tomb then find a hidden room and fight a spirit

WARNING: that place is @#^%ing creepy 

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Hiora, sword of light

NAME: Hiora

WEAPON TYPE: Scimitar

LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the dark dimension then first go to the light dimension)
step 1) find an archeologist and ask them for clues on the temple of eons which likely doesn't exist 
step 2) if they scoff and call you insane then go on a rant about dodos and call them a scatterbrain
step 3) afterwards seek a career in archeology
step 4) if you do find the temple of eons solve the nearly impossible puzzle worked into the place

  WARNING: will have to fight a spirit after the puzzle

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part three

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Torogae hit Gaesa's shield. This caused them to sit there vibrating violently. Torogae was in a severe daze.
"Woahoahoahoahoahoah. Should not have done that."
The owner was standing to the side fuming.
"DUDEWHATSTHEBIGIDEAIPAID15BUCKSFORTHOSEUSELESSHOTDOGSTANDS! ANDYOUTRAMPLEDTHETHEAGABATCAGEDOYOUKNOWHOWHARDITISTOGETTHEMIN
THERE!?@#%&*^%&$@#%^&*%%^#%e$@$%$^^&##@$!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa dude easy on the language there! There's an audience. 
Everyone: "What audience?"
Exactly. Suddenly the characters from chapter 2 except Gek (he was was recovering from a blow to the head, and in case you were wondering yes the creature that gave the shriek was Gek) ran, or in Trek's case flew(she was pulling Dek because he was in another twitching fit), out of the foliage to the right. Niamal wasted no time in yelling four words.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!