sneak peek to season 3: the seven titans

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Nariohn, sword of darkness

NAME:Nariohn

WEAPON TYPE: Longsword

 LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the light dimension then first go to the dark dimension)
step 1) ask a random ghoston about the eon tomb
step 2) if they say to mind your business follow them around until they decide to visit their resting place
step 3) if it is the eon tomb then find a hidden room and fight a spirit

WARNING: that place is @#^%ing creepy 

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Hiora, sword of light

NAME: Hiora

WEAPON TYPE: Scimitar

LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the dark dimension then first go to the light dimension)
step 1) find an archeologist and ask them for clues on the temple of eons which likely doesn't exist 
step 2) if they scoff and call you insane then go on a rant about dodos and call them a scatterbrain
step 3) afterwards seek a career in archeology
step 4) if you do find the temple of eons solve the nearly impossible puzzle worked into the place

  WARNING: will have to fight a spirit after the puzzle

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part three

BONGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG
Torogae hit Gaesa's shield. This caused them to sit there vibrating violently. Torogae was in a severe daze.
"Woahoahoahoahoahoah. Should not have done that."
The owner was standing to the side fuming.
"DUDEWHATSTHEBIGIDEAIPAID15BUCKSFORTHOSEUSELESSHOTDOGSTANDS! ANDYOUTRAMPLEDTHETHEAGABATCAGEDOYOUKNOWHOWHARDITISTOGETTHEMIN
THERE!?@#%&*^%&$@#%^&*%%^#%e$@$%$^^&##@$!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa dude easy on the language there! There's an audience. 
Everyone: "What audience?"
Exactly. Suddenly the characters from chapter 2 except Gek (he was was recovering from a blow to the head, and in case you were wondering yes the creature that gave the shriek was Gek) ran, or in Trek's case flew(she was pulling Dek because he was in another twitching fit), out of the foliage to the right. Niamal wasted no time in yelling four words.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part two

"Seriously narrator? No booms? No kablooees? Not even a bam?"
Well Ironok the studio ran out of dynamite two posts ago due to random explosions.

 "Oookay wasn't as dramatic as I hoped. So yeah, it's dimensional theories."

"Dude," said the owner, "dimensional theory doesn't have any basis in fact."

Suddenly someone called, "CYBULL!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: Cybull?
Suddenly, loud and fast thudding.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious."

Aaaanyway, introducing Torogae! Hey that rhymed. Suddenly, flocks of people start running in all directions and out of the crowd comes a cybull.

"Which one of you people is a medisnake with a blue club?"

Spotting Ironok and charging he screams "Why you little son of a brick!"  

"Oh no!" said Ironok.

Gaesa runs out and pulls out his shield.

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part one

"So that's the bottomless pit? Doesn't look bottomless at all."
 What Gaesa was referring to was the two foot pit that had been dug out in the corner of a tourist attraction.
"No," said the owner "that's the trash pit."
"So that's the bottomless pit?" said Ironok looking at a statue of a creature with it's mouth wide open.
"No, that's a game we set up for tourists. THAT is the bottomless pit." said the owner motioning to a large pit that was 500 miles wide and so deep that that no one could see any floor.
"Hey do you mind not talking? I'm tryin to show these tourists around."
Well soorrry but its in my job description, I'm the narrator for pete sake!
"Dude," piped up Ironok,"we're not tourists we're scientists."
"Well he is," said Gaesa,"I only met him two days ago. He was running from a swarm of sporons.
"Anyway I'm doing research ooooooooooooooon, drum-roll please, now pause for suspense. Dadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....  THE DARK DIMENSION!! KABOOMS IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!
    
to be continued...

Chumiar (randomness completely modified)

This is a a Zenape, and a protector of the elder dragon. Yes one of the scatterbrains mentioned in the last post. A Zenape is basically a two limbed tailless monkey. Oh and those blades on his hands? He's not holding them, they're attached to his hands. His name is Chumiar and like the title...........
RAANNDDOOOMNEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KABOOOMM!!!!!!!!!! 

Sorry about the random explosions but we need a week to repair.