NOTE: Stone light is a very rare but extremely useless crystal that does nothing but sit there looking pretty. However it will get you quite a bit of rods if you sell a shard to a jeweler.
Cut to the crew at sea.
"Captain do ye even know which way ta go?!"
"Of course I do. I found a map to the place in the storage area. Not too sure what it was doin' there though."
(cut back to harbor)
"Well Mez we're all set."
"Yeah Pez. Just two adventurers on the voyage of a lifetime to find treasure."
"The ship is ready, the crew will be here in 1 minute. We're ready to go."
"So Pez do you have the map?"
"Oh Yeah, I left it over on this.................................................storage..............................barrel."
Pez turns around and sees a bunch of really burly sailors walking up the pier.
"Mez, I think we're about to get lynched."
(back at sea)
Everyone heard a loud scream. It was then that Flax started freaking out.
"Oh no, a banshee. We're all going to die soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"(sighs) Flax, we are not going to die. Silent! Get down here we're reviewin' the map."
He spreads the map out on a crate.
"So if we set an-" screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
"So if we set-" he is again interrupted by a screeching aga bat.
"Oh fer the love a-" He pulls out his crossbow then twang, thud, splash.
(Flax) "Captain, ye've doomed us all."
"Flax, that's with albatross. Not aga bats."
(Silent) "Raft. Over that way."
First walked over to where Silent indicated and pulled out a spy glass.
"Well first?"
"Aye, tis' a raft. But it be................ made of........................ Bones???"
Captain walked over and pulled out his own spyglass.
"Huh. It is made of bones. Ye don't see that every day."
When the raft caught up to them the crew was astonished to see that it was crewed by a bunch of skelechrome. A skelechrome is what happens when the skeleton of an augarian takes a dip in molten metal, thereby giving it a life of its own.
"Hello there!", said the lead one. "Could you give us directions to the nearest port?"
The reason the crew was so astonished was because skelechrome are usually feral, predatory, and not nearly intelligent enough to talk let alone man a raft.
"Uhhhh. Try goin' that way fer a couple miles."
"Thanks!"
(Flax) "What just happened?"
"No clue Flax. No clue."
To be continued.................................................................................................
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