chapter 6, spelunking in insanity

Everyone was standing outside of a decrepit, abandoned mine shaft. 

Gaesa looked in, "Well, there's the entrance. Anyone want to..... go in first?"

Everyone else backed up and shook their heads.

"Ok, guess I'm goin' first."

"Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.........................................."

"Huh?" Ironok turned around to see an old guy with a crazy look on his face.

"Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.........................................."

Needless to say, they ignored the warning and went down the shaft. Quite quickly too, as this guy was starting to get on their nerves.

"This iiiiiis why I thiiiiiiiiiiiiink I should have been a burnin treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

After saying this he turned to dust.
Meanwhile, in a place of infinite blackness sat a Kairathu. This place in particular is known as the dark zone, a place impossible to get into but even more impossible to get out of. Now this Kairathu in particular was watching our six heroes through a crystal orb he was holding in his third hand, which was on an arm sprouting out of his stomach.

"Hm..... So they're taking the path to insanity. Better plug their ears."


                                          To be continued..................................... 

reveiws of monologue

Welcome to R.O.M. where stars from the show review monologues, speeches, and poems from famous plays, events, and movies. Now here is Torogae Boverus reviewing, Hamlet's Soliloquy.


Alright lets just get this over with.        

To be or not to be "Well ain't that the question."

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune "What arrows?"                         

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles "How the heck do you fight a sea!?"                          

And by opposing end them. "End what?" To die, to sleep--

No more--and by a sleep to say we end

The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to. "How is flesh an heir to shocks?" 'Tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--

To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come "What the heck?! Stop monologing and decide already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"                      

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause. There's the respect "What respect? IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely

The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office, and the spurns   "Spurn? Is it like spawn with a really thick country accent?"

That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, "A bodkin?................ What's a bodkin? What does it even have to do with this!!!?"

To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

But that the dread of something after death, "Dude just climb into a spaceship, and head to Augaria. I'm pretty sure Ghostons don't dread it cuz they're already dead. 

The undiscovered country, from whose bourn

No traveller returns, puzzles the will,

And makes us rather bear those ills we have

Than fly to others that we know not of? "I would but I can't fly."

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, "Coward? Okay, now I'm mad!"

And thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprise of great pitch and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry

And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,

The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons

Be all my sins remembered. "Dude just shut up!!!!! Ira Corai Mireia Dreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (iron head meteor charge)  (shatter, crash, crumble, ouch)     Shakespeare,  GET A NEW HOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"           (this was all made for the sake of comedy so please don't get the wrong idea  no one in my family really has anything against Will Shakespeare I just think a lot of his plays are really depressing)        

Chapter 5: EPICDEMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ironok slithered out of the room with a serious expression on his face.

"I'm afraid this is beyond my skill."

Ironok whispered darkly, "Sir, your son has................ MUCELO-CLENKA  kabooms in the background."

DUN DUN DUN!!!! "Again!!?? Seriously, if it's the dynamite budget AGAIN I'm gonna be ticked!!!!!!!!!!

No, this time it's the special effects budget, "Ooooooookay." Just at that moment, Ironok heard laughing outside the window. He looked out to see Torogae. 

"Dude what stupid disease is that?"

"It's bad with a capital b. Mucelo-clenka is a virus that gets, gomu dory nasem(the song that doesn't end) stuck in your head till it's cured. Which is almost impossible." 

"Wait, I thought that virus was wiped out." They looked up to see Gaesa sitting on the roof. 

Niaemal walked over, "Wait, wasn't there this one guy who could cure it?"

"Yeah but now he's a ghoston that 'lives' in the dreaded, INSANITY CANYON!!!!! With the only way to get there being........................................ DEAD DROP RAVINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiich happens to be right under us." 

(Niaemal)  "What.....? You said it was a canyon."

"An underground canyon. Echoing sounds everywhere. It's annoying enough to drive someone insane, hence the name."

(Gaesa)  "Well, who's up for some spelunking?"




2.....................................B................................................CONTINUED...................................................

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 5

Ok, so last we left off Dek and Trek had just noticed an angry mob. (sorry for any delays)

"You've been foolin people fer the last time ya darn snake oil salesman."

The trader laughed nervously, "Now guys, heheh, lets be reasonable here."

To this Dek flew up and whispered in his ear, "Dude this is Augaria, reasonable doesn't exist."

"Well gulp. Okay I'll admit, it's just water and food coloring."

Just at that moment Ironok walked, no wait, slithered over to Trek. 

"Okay what's goin' on over here?"

Trek, "Apparently this guy was caught selling fake medicine."

"What?", said Ironok seething inside.

"Um.... this guy was selling fake medicine."


Ironok,"Unforgivable."

What happened next was what happens when a medisnake catches you doing  just that. This particular salesman was hit with a club so many times he was bruised beyond recognition. It ended in him getting sent into orbit. But he didn't die, he just got corrupted.

"Oh good, a medisnake. I need yer help dude.


to be continued................
 

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 4

Okay, so you pretty much got the memo last time. Shiragon was corrupted, Larosk is now dead, yeah I think we get the memo. Anyway back to the story.

"Really dude?", said Gaesa holding up a beaten old scabbard. "This is a DARN rip-off!"

"It's from the other side of the planet."

"READ, my lips, RIP.... OFF...."

"I DON'T GIVE A RANCID SPORON'S MYCELIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EITHER YA BUY IT OR YA LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dude I don't think you should've said that."

"Why no.... oh."

What Gaesa and this particular trader were suddenly worried about was a sporon angrily scuttling towards them and chittering under it's breath. 




 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the commotion that followed Gaesa managed to slip out of  the ruined stand carrying a back holster. 

"Hey you have to pay for that!" , said the trader before 2 rods hit his head.  "For being a cheapskate."

With Dek and Trek .......

"Hey look angry mob."

to be continued......................

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 2 no wait 3

"Hey Larosk? Larosk! (seriously where is he now?) Hey narrator? Could ya tell me where Larosk is?"

Sorry Shiragon that would be spoilers, and we can't have that now can we?

"Huh?",  she turns around, "Oooookay, that is creepy."

What she was referring to was a glob of  white ooze that was edging down a random tree and turning the bark radioactive blue. I think you know what happens next, Shiragon gets corrupted, she looks the same except for glowing eyes. Anyway now we move over to Larosk. 

"Yah but where from? And who's sayin that anyway?"

crack! 
  In case your wondering the the crack sounds were from the whip on Shiragon's tail. Larosk has a 1 edge dagger blade on his tail as he is also a gamisnake.

 Luckily, Larosk was able to jump out of the way before the attack hit. 

"Okay who did that? Oh hey Shiragon, I think we're under attack. Hey what's with the glowing eyes? They're kinda creepy."


crack! "Whoa dude!" SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

Anyway, cue.. FIGHT... SCENE!!!!!!

Shiragon sent another whiplash towards Larosk who blocked with his tail blade. Larosk then sped behind Shiragon and aimed a slash at her back which, of course was blocked by Shiragon's tail whip and knocked away. Both launched an attack at the same time and clashed together, both gaining no ground. That was when Chumiar walked into the area, "Hey.... you two sparring?" "Aaaaah no." Unfortunately this distracted Larosk long enough for Shiragon to throw him off and lengthen her tail whip. What happened next you can see in these pictures.

 

 MORTA COBAYON!!!!!!!! (Deathly Coil)

With Gaesa and the others, "100 RODS FOR A NEW SCABBARD?!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!!!!!!!

Augarian Quiz Talk

(NOTE: we are currently having studio troubles so the next part of the chapter will have to be postponed until further notice)



IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS
                                                                      
                                                                 QWIZZZZ TALK!!!!!!!!!


Where we review questions sent in by both augarian and human viewers. Soooo introducing your host, THE NARRATOR. With me today are two stars from the show, Shiragon Laricoru and Chumiar Namikomudo. Now Chumiar would you please read the question?

"Okay this guy from Raigon writes 'What IS the meaning of life?' hooooo looks like a doozy. I don't think ANYONE knows the answer to that question."

(Shiragon) "Well that's easy 42."

Hey random ghoston do you know what it is?

"Dude you should be askin me the meaning of death."

WWWWWWwwwwweeeeeeeeellllll that's all the time we have for today... so run before this argument turns ugly.

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Boulevard part 2

(Ironok) "Huh...... huh......... I think......... huh.......... we lost um.

Not recognizing where they were Niaemal inquired, "Where are we?"

Dek answered this question by looking at the sign, "Random out of place tile boulevard."

"Why not just call it random out of place tile town?"

(Trek) "Probably cuz there's only one street. Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit Gaesa where were you?"

(Gaesa) "In a tree."

"But this is Ganiera plains, how did you get here?"

"Ancient shield ninja technique."

Torogae whispers to Niaemal, "Translation, smoke bombs."

(Dek) "WWwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit did anyone else just here Japanese music playing?"

"No"

"Great, the studio's messing with my head." upon saying this Dek went into another twitching fit.

to be continued.....................   

Chapter 4: Adventures On Random Out Of Place Tile Bouleavard part 1

"Huh?"
The elder dragon looked up at the night sky.

"What is it elder?," asked  a young gamisnake.

"Shiragon, get Chumiar and Larosk. I sense something creepy."

Meanwhile, back with Gaesa and the others...

"Sooooo Torogae what were ya going after Ironok for?"

"Oh nothin, just driving a group of sporons through my herd and driven em off a cliff into a storage shed."

Ironok muttered, "Last time I ever feed something caffeine."

(Dek) "Are you sure you're a scientist?"

"It was just an experiment! I wanted to see if sporons were allergic to espresso. AND I used ten gallons of it.
RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE
Not recognizing the type of rumble Torogae mentioned, "Those, are not cybulls. 

(Trek) "SPORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gaesa jumped into a tree and the other five ran for their lives. The rampaging sporons were lead by a strange sporon with a blade on its tail. Gaesa however did not notice that.

(Gaesa)  "I, have never seen so many sporons in my life."

to be continued..........  
 



 
  

sneak peek to season 3: the seven titans

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Nariohn, sword of darkness

NAME:Nariohn

WEAPON TYPE: Longsword

 LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the light dimension then first go to the dark dimension)
step 1) ask a random ghoston about the eon tomb
step 2) if they say to mind your business follow them around until they decide to visit their resting place
step 3) if it is the eon tomb then find a hidden room and fight a spirit

WARNING: that place is @#^%ing creepy 

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Hiora, sword of light

NAME: Hiora

WEAPON TYPE: Scimitar

LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the dark dimension then first go to the light dimension)
step 1) find an archeologist and ask them for clues on the temple of eons which likely doesn't exist 
step 2) if they scoff and call you insane then go on a rant about dodos and call them a scatterbrain
step 3) afterwards seek a career in archeology
step 4) if you do find the temple of eons solve the nearly impossible puzzle worked into the place

  WARNING: will have to fight a spirit after the puzzle

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part three

BONGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG
Torogae hit Gaesa's shield. This caused them to sit there vibrating violently. Torogae was in a severe daze.
"Woahoahoahoahoahoah. Should not have done that."
The owner was standing to the side fuming.
"DUDEWHATSTHEBIGIDEAIPAID15BUCKSFORTHOSEUSELESSHOTDOGSTANDS! ANDYOUTRAMPLEDTHETHEAGABATCAGEDOYOUKNOWHOWHARDITISTOGETTHEMIN
THERE!?@#%&*^%&$@#%^&*%%^#%e$@$%$^^&##@$!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa dude easy on the language there! There's an audience. 
Everyone: "What audience?"
Exactly. Suddenly the characters from chapter 2 except Gek (he was was recovering from a blow to the head, and in case you were wondering yes the creature that gave the shriek was Gek) ran, or in Trek's case flew(she was pulling Dek because he was in another twitching fit), out of the foliage to the right. Niamal wasted no time in yelling four words.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!