Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part two

"Seriously narrator? No booms? No kablooees? Not even a bam?"
Well Ironok the studio ran out of dynamite two posts ago due to random explosions.

 "Oookay wasn't as dramatic as I hoped. So yeah, it's dimensional theories."

"Dude," said the owner, "dimensional theory doesn't have any basis in fact."

Suddenly someone called, "CYBULL!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: Cybull?
Suddenly, loud and fast thudding.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious."

Aaaanyway, introducing Torogae! Hey that rhymed. Suddenly, flocks of people start running in all directions and out of the crowd comes a cybull.

"Which one of you people is a medisnake with a blue club?"

Spotting Ironok and charging he screams "Why you little son of a brick!"  

"Oh no!" said Ironok.

Gaesa runs out and pulls out his shield.

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part one

"So that's the bottomless pit? Doesn't look bottomless at all."
 What Gaesa was referring to was the two foot pit that had been dug out in the corner of a tourist attraction.
"No," said the owner "that's the trash pit."
"So that's the bottomless pit?" said Ironok looking at a statue of a creature with it's mouth wide open.
"No, that's a game we set up for tourists. THAT is the bottomless pit." said the owner motioning to a large pit that was 500 miles wide and so deep that that no one could see any floor.
"Hey do you mind not talking? I'm tryin to show these tourists around."
Well soorrry but its in my job description, I'm the narrator for pete sake!
"Dude," piped up Ironok,"we're not tourists we're scientists."
"Well he is," said Gaesa,"I only met him two days ago. He was running from a swarm of sporons.
"Anyway I'm doing research ooooooooooooooon, drum-roll please, now pause for suspense. Dadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....  THE DARK DIMENSION!! KABOOMS IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!
    
to be continued...

Chumiar (randomness completely modified)

This is a a Zenape, and a protector of the elder dragon. Yes one of the scatterbrains mentioned in the last post. A Zenape is basically a two limbed tailless monkey. Oh and those blades on his hands? He's not holding them, they're attached to his hands. His name is Chumiar and like the title...........
RAANNDDOOOMNEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KABOOOMM!!!!!!!!!! 

Sorry about the random explosions but we need a week to repair.