Friday, October 25, 2013
ENCYCLOPEDIA AUGARIA: Gami
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy mode, sorry American narrator but I need to step in for a moment. Augaria is a strange planet in between the milky way and the galaxy that is protected by what humans call hero factory. Belonging to neither galaxies this planet has a couple of stars orbiting around it. Don't worry, no one gets it either.
The word gami is an old Augarian word dating back to the ancient central economy which loosely translates to three words, war, phoenix, and lunch. This being because central economy government meetings were often held at lunch time, and everyone disagreed so much that these meetings often ended in food fights, the winner of which would decide a new form of government. However, because the new governments were too often worse than the last, the central economy soon collapsed and Augaria became the planet it is today.
Friday, October 18, 2013
file: Zemite
ABILITIES: can go at high speeds and launch frontal claw as a ranged weapon
SPECIES: Zemite
FACTS: is corrupted version of a Zemite
IF ONE IS SEEN: run the other way
if more than one is seen, just play dead and take no notice
Zemites are strange little creatures that inhabit the Augarian planes and flat open spaces. There are two varieties, the white, and the blue. For some strange reason the blue ones can't reproduce but are actually more common than the white ones. Trust me, we don't get it ether.
Friday, October 11, 2013
chapter 1: the begining continued
"Um....... Trek did you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"That voice, it was talking about us. I think it was narrating!"
"Dek how can there be a disembodied voice? I didn't hear anything."
You know Dek, she's right.
"Now, just then! I heard it again!"
Well Trek I think your brother just went into a twitching fit.
"Wait who said that?"
Anyway the black Ghoston was shaken out of twitching uncontrollably by the screaming sound of a meteor about to make an impact so big that the entire planet would soon start recycling (not really).
"Hey lets go check out the crater."
"OK"
"Ooooonnn second thought FLYYYY!!!!!!",said Dek as a strange white ooze started flowing out of a crack in the meteorite. The reason that they panicked was the fact that anything the strange ooze touched changed somewhat creepily, and on Augaria nothing good comes from anything creepy.
Friday, October 4, 2013
Chapter 1, the beginning
Question from a reader:
Tonya LaFaberSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:55 PM
"I'm
curious as to what kind of corruption took place? Physical corruption
to the landscape that eventually pervaded into the head's of the
inhabitants or was it mental corruption by way of direct impact to the
brain?"Answer: both actually. It's sort of like a combo of the fusion matter from fusionfall and the phaazon corruption from Metroid. For those who don't know what those two games are, it affected the inhabitants in different ways, all of those ways leading to mental corruption.
Heroes of Augaria: chapter 1
The swamp was silent, silent except for the Ghostons floating about piping their eery song, and maybe perhaps some aga bat shrieking to its fellows. Other than that, silent. Aaaaaaaannnndddddd probably a song worm singing Phantom of the Operaaaaaaaaa.......... oh who am I kidding? It was loud as heck. Aaaaaanyway, silence was caused, and ended almost immediately after it was caused, by a meteor streaking toward the Raigon forest.
Drifting through the forest were a few odd minded Ghostons. Now these two Ghostons in particular were odd minded, in the fact that they were so curious about what went on on the planet that they were constantly adventuring. In fact they were like the tooks of what you humans call, hobbits. Their names were Dek and Trek.
to be continued.............
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