Thursday, January 23, 2014

Legendary Augarian Weapon: Hiora, sword of light

NAME: Hiora

WEAPON TYPE: Scimitar

LEGEND: Is one of two needed to obtain the sword of the king of both dimensions.

HOW TO FIND: (if you live in the dark dimension then first go to the light dimension)
step 1) find an archeologist and ask them for clues on the temple of eons which likely doesn't exist 
step 2) if they scoff and call you insane then go on a rant about dodos and call them a scatterbrain
step 3) afterwards seek a career in archeology
step 4) if you do find the temple of eons solve the nearly impossible puzzle worked into the place
  WARNING: will have to fight a spirit after the puzzle

Friday, January 10, 2014

Chapter 3: I Am Not Left Handed (quote!! oh yeah!!!) part three



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Torogae hit Gaesa's shield. This caused them to sit there vibrating violently. Torogae was in a severe daze.
"Woahoahoahoahoahoah. Should not have done that."
The owner was standing to the side fuming.
"DUDEWHATSTHEBIGIDEAIPAID15BUCKSFORTHOSEUSELESSHOTDOGSTANDS! ANDYOUTRAMPLEDTHETHEAGABATCAGEDOYOUKNOWHOWHARDITISTOGETTHEMIN
THERE!?@#%&*^%&$@#%^&*%%^#%e$@$%$^^&##@$!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa dude easy on the language there! There's an audience. 
Everyone: "What audience?"
Exactly. Suddenly the characters from chapter 2 except Gek (he was was recovering from a blow to the head, and in case you were wondering yes the creature that gave the shriek was Gek) ran, or in Trek's case flew(she was pulling Dek because he was in another twitching fit), out of the foliage to the right. Niamal wasted no time in yelling four words.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!